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Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Get Out!
So, we all know by now that war hawk (and highly decorated Marine) John Murtha says we should get the hell out. Our recently installed purple-finger puppet government says we should get the hell out. The Iraqi people that we liberated clearly want us to get the hell out. The American people want us to get the hell out. The military has a plan to get us the hell out.
So why don't we get the hell out?
Ah, because the people who brought us WMD's, mushroom clouds, yellowcake, greeted as liberators, the whole thing will be paid for with Iraqi oil money, there won't be any insurgency, OK there's an insurgency but it's in its last throes, oh, and Terry Schaivo's gonna get up and start tap dancing any day now, because these fucking geniuses are telling us it would be a baaaad thing to get out. Because if we set a timetable for getting out, the insurgents will stop blowing us, the Iraqi's and themselves up until after we're gone. And that's a bad thing, for some reason.
Well, if these people say so, who are we to argue?
