Is that a shrub in your pocket...
Friday, March 02, 2007
I really have nothing against transsexuals. After all, some of my best friends are transsexuals. Well, truth be told, I don’t think I actually know any (but, to paraphrase Don Rumsfeld, if you know that you know a transsexual, then you know that you know one, but you can’t know if you know a transsexual if you don’t know that the transsexual you know is a transsexual). But when it comes to Ann Coulter, I can’t help but despise that ignorant, evil beast. "She’s" got an Adam’s Apple twice the size of mine (and darker five o’clock shadow, too; not just a guy, but a bottle blonde, to boot), so I don’t know who the hell "she" thinks "she’s" kidding. I would comment further on Ann Coulter, but it turns out if you use the word "cunt," you have to go into rehab.